Friday, July 19, 2013
Monday, July 8, 2013
Humor at St. Peter's expense.
Karl Rahner, Hans Kung and Joseph Cardinal Ratzinger all die on the same day,
and go to meet St. Peter to know their fate.
St. Peter approaches the three of them, and tells them that he will interview
each of them to discuss their views on various issues.
He then points at Rahner and says "Karl! In my office..." After 4 hours, the
door opens, and Rahner comes stumbling out of St. Peter's office. He is highly
distraught, and is mumbling things like "Oh God, that was the hardest thing
I've ever done! How could I have been so wrong! So sorry...never knew..." He
stumbles off into Heaven, a testament to the mercy of Our God.
St. Peter follows him out, and sticks his finger in Kung's direction and
"Hans! You're next..." After 8 hours, the door opens, and Kung comes out,
barely able to stand. He is near collapse with weakness and a crushed spirit.
He, too, is mumbling things like "Oh God, that was the hardest thing I've ever
done! How could I have been so wrong! So sorry...never knew..." He stumbles
off into Heaven, a testament to the mercy of Our God.
Lastly, St. Peter, emerging from his office, says to Cardinal Ratzinger,
"Joseph, your turn." TWELVE HOURS LATER, St. Peter stumbles out the door,
apparently exhausted, saying, "Oh God, that's the hardest thing I've ever
done..."
By the way,
The pearly gates is an informal name for the gateway to Heaven according to some Christian denominations. It is inspired by the description of the New Jerusalem in Book of Revelation 21:21.
The twelve gates were twelve pearls, each gate being made from a single pearl.[1]
The image of the gates in popular culture is a set of large, white or wrought-iron gates in the clouds, guarded by Saint Peter (the keeper of the "keys to the kingdom"). Those not fit to enter heaven are denied entrance at the gates, and descend into Hell.[2]
By the way,
The pearly gates is an informal name for the gateway to Heaven according to some Christian denominations. It is inspired by the description of the New Jerusalem in Book of Revelation 21:21.
The twelve gates were twelve pearls, each gate being made from a single pearl.[1]
The image of the gates in popular culture is a set of large, white or wrought-iron gates in the clouds, guarded by Saint Peter (the keeper of the "keys to the kingdom"). Those not fit to enter heaven are denied entrance at the gates, and descend into Hell.[2]
Pope Francis Tidbit from Reader
from Tiago,
I lived in Argentina from 2007 to 2010. Most of porteƱos (VOCAL those who live in the port city) are not believers but everyone knew who Bergoglio (now renamed as Francis) was and even though his dispute against the government he was respected by everyone.
I trust in his intentions in reforming the church, and I am positive he has the strength and the intelligence to do in spite of his age.
Good luck Francis!
Pope Francis's general prayer intention for July 2013 is "That World Youth Day in Brazil may encourage all young Christians to become disciples and missionaries of the Gospel."
And It Begins: Tribunal Director – Archdiocese of Portland in Oregon
This post is VOCAL's take on the Year of Faith in the Archdiocese of Portland under our new Archbishop. For decades the "Years of Alinsky" have driven this Archdiocese. Priests that have lost their way had been leading us and some still do.
Laity has the task of asking questions of those that are paid by our collection plate monies regarding the errors that they encounter. No longer can we just "wait and see". As in the secular world around us, we can see how that attitude has served the people. Souls are most important.
For the time is, that judgment should begin at the house of God. And if first at us, what shall be the end of them that believe not the gospel of God? I Peter 4:17 Douay-Rheims Bible
TRIBUNAL DIRECTOR
Law, FT Employee
Archdiocese of Portland in Oregon (Portland, OR)
Tribunal Director
The Archdiocese of Portland in Oregon is looking for an experienced Tribunal Director with a thorough knowledge of the principles and practices of Canon Law. Applicants must be familiar with Church documents related to canon law, Tribunal procedures in first and second instance, and be able to conduct theological/pastoral analysis as well as prepare and present accurate and concise reports and recommendations.
Candidates must have a licentiate (JCL) in Canon Law. Minimum 2-4 years’ experience in similar position, including supervisory responsibilities, or any equivalent combination of education and experience which demonstrates the knowledge, skills, and abilities to perform the above described essential functions. Practicing Catholic with a valid driver’s license required. Bilingual in Spanish preferred.
Religious and clergy interested in applying must have the consent of their diocese or superior prior to submitting their application. Pay range is $62K to 72K DOE. Interested applicants should send a cover letter and resume or curriculum vitae to hr@archdpdx.org detailing how their education and work experience makes them the ideal candidate.
From the Archdiocese Website:
The ministry of the Tribunal is varied. We work with those preparing to marry, as well as those seeking healing and release from a marriage that did not prove to be lasting, in which a partnership did not take place as the Church understands it. We provide research on a number of issues within Church law, and we provide education and support to priests, parish ministers, and other members of our wider Church community.
Laity has the task of asking questions of those that are paid by our collection plate monies regarding the errors that they encounter. No longer can we just "wait and see". As in the secular world around us, we can see how that attitude has served the people. Souls are most important.
For the time is, that judgment should begin at the house of God. And if first at us, what shall be the end of them that believe not the gospel of God? I Peter 4:17 Douay-Rheims Bible
TRIBUNAL DIRECTOR
Law, FT Employee
Archdiocese of Portland in Oregon (Portland, OR)
Tribunal Director
The Archdiocese of Portland in Oregon is looking for an experienced Tribunal Director with a thorough knowledge of the principles and practices of Canon Law. Applicants must be familiar with Church documents related to canon law, Tribunal procedures in first and second instance, and be able to conduct theological/pastoral analysis as well as prepare and present accurate and concise reports and recommendations.
Candidates must have a licentiate (JCL) in Canon Law. Minimum 2-4 years’ experience in similar position, including supervisory responsibilities, or any equivalent combination of education and experience which demonstrates the knowledge, skills, and abilities to perform the above described essential functions. Practicing Catholic with a valid driver’s license required. Bilingual in Spanish preferred.
Religious and clergy interested in applying must have the consent of their diocese or superior prior to submitting their application. Pay range is $62K to 72K DOE. Interested applicants should send a cover letter and resume or curriculum vitae to hr@archdpdx.org detailing how their education and work experience makes them the ideal candidate.
From the Archdiocese Website:
The ministry of the Tribunal is varied. We work with those preparing to marry, as well as those seeking healing and release from a marriage that did not prove to be lasting, in which a partnership did not take place as the Church understands it. We provide research on a number of issues within Church law, and we provide education and support to priests, parish ministers, and other members of our wider Church community.
Wednesday, July 3, 2013
Downtown Chapel/St. Andre Bessette Church - "The Wages of Mismanagement".
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